Day 2 : The La'Bruce Empire of OF


home


A place where one lives; a residence.
The physical structure within which one lives, such as a house or apartment.
A dwelling place together with the family or social unit that occupies it; a household.

An environment offering security and happiness.
A valued place regarded as a refuge or place of origin.
The place, such as a country or town, where one was born or has lived for a long period.

The native habitat, as of a plant or animal.
The place where something is discovered, founded, developed, or promoted; a source.
A headquarters; a home base.


 
 

security

Freedom from risk or danger; safety.
Freedom from doubt, anxiety, or fear; confidence.
Something that gives or assures safety, as:
A group or department of private guards: Call building security if a visitor acts suspicious.

Measures adopted by a government to prevent espionage, sabotage, or attack.
Measures adopted, as by a business or homeowner, to prevent a crime such as burglary or assault: Security was lax at the firm's smaller plant.

Measures adopted to prevent escape: Security in the prison is very tight.
Something deposited or given as assurance of the fulfillment of an obligation; a pledge.
One who undertakes to fulfill the obligation of another; a surety.
A document indicating ownership or creditorship; a stock certificate or bond.


dream

A series of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations occurring
involuntarily in the mind during certain stages of sleep.
A daydream; a reverie.
A state of abstraction; a trance.
A wild fancy or hope.

A condition or achievement that is longed for; an aspiration: a dream of owning their own business.

One that is exceptionally gratifying, excellent, or beautiful: Our new car runs like a dream.


 

nightmare

A dream arousing feelings of intense fear, horror, and distress.
An event or experience that is intensely distressing.
A demon or spirit once thought to plague sleeping people

   
Baptizer: I guess i could make some eggs, but there is all this good tastin greenage here we have to devour before it gets all moldy. It might be a good idea to start rotating the new food with the old food so we dont waste money eating the new stuff before the old. I wonder if NandP will like sweet potatoes for breakfast. If he doesnt he probably wont eat anything again today. I cant have my brother starving to death on hotdogs and other food products that come from dead animals.
   
 
Baptizer: What do you want to eat bro!?
NandP: Hotdogs will do bap!
Baptizer: You are not having hotdogs today!
NandP: Why the hell not. They are healthy as all hell.
 
Baptizer: I made some sweet potatoes for you.
NandP: Sounds good to me.

Baptizer: Eat up I made plenty.
NandP: Did you hear about that missing plane?

Baptizer: Missing plane? What missing plane?
NandP: The one flying over the bermuda triangle last night. It just went up and fanished without a trace.

Baptizer: Come to think of it, I caught a little history channel last night. They were talking about this island there that is surrounded in mystery.
NandP: I think I caught alittle of that too last night.

Baptizer: They were talkin about this island underwater and how every year it is slowly rising to the surface. A inch every year.
NandP: How far is it to the surface now? I missed that part.

Baptizer: They say the top of some temple building thing has surfaced. Plus 3 or 4 strange looking structures around this building top.
NandP: Anything else?
   
   
Baptizer: Only that when the suba divers went down for a closer look they radioed back about a symbol on the building. It was a circle symbol.
NandP: What sorta symbol. What it say?
Baptizer: They had no idea. They said the entire sunken island was thousands of years old. Really old.
NandP: Holy shit thats old.
Baptizer: They showed camera footage from the scuba team and the symbol appeared to have a number two. There were two other letters, but they were in some strange code.
NandP: Wish I woulda seen it. I probably could've dechiphered the code. Since im a fuckin genious.
Baptizer: Anyways....the plane dissapeared over that area you say?
NandP: Yea. Right over the area.
Baptizer: What kind of plane was it?
NandP: Big and metal.
Baptizer: A jumbo plane?
   
Baptizer: A jumbo plane or a prop plane?
NandP: Bigger then the one in GTA3. The one you cant fly.
Baptizer: So its a jumbo......when you play gta3?
NandP: Its been awhile. I cant really remember.
Baptizer: I need a new car. Sorry to change the subject.
NandP: No problem. I know what you mean. Especially since we dont even own any cars.
Baptizer: We are lucky our shit ass jobs pick our lazy asses up in the morning.
NandP: You got that right. If it wasnt for that we would have to take the damn bus. Screw the bus. I always have to stand and hang onto that pole. By the time I get to work I dont feel like doing anything.
Baptizer: Im getting really sick of looking at this radio. its so damn ugly and it sounds like shit.
NandP: I know, but we are nearly broke. Lets wait till the bills come and then we can decide.
   
Baptizer: Lets see whats in the paper today. Homocides are down by 80 killings a day. I guess thats good since way back in the cowboy days people were dieing left and right. Alot of people died in WWII also, making today killing rate a dream. i wonder what in todays society caused the kill rate to go way down like this. Maybe its entertainment. Entertainment distracting the masses inside their homes. possible. And since religious beliefs are not doing there job like in the medival times, I guess TV is really the new church of stability in todays world. The worst thing I can imagine is total chaos in the world. The killing spree daily event. Could be worse though. The earth could get sucked into a black hole. yea.
   
NandP: Blickity block the rat went up the spout. inch by inch the gun reloaded to face the northern wind of some super screw face mr paste of time and happiness.
Baptizer: Who you talkin to NandP?
NandP: Im just talkin to my dick. He's being really stuborn here.
   
Baptizer: You think i should buy some new ties?
NandP: I think you should dress up like a woman and go to work. Trick your boss, but with a face like that how could you not get a job anywhere.
Baptizer: For that god damn time mr. frosty head, letsdrop the shit about my head. Its fuckin boring me to hell.
NandP: Ok ok , sorrry. Just bullshittin around. Dont be sooo sensitive.
Baptizer: Ok then. So what about the tie situation. Should I?
NandP: Dont buy expensive ones though.
   
Baptizer: I might need new shoes too.
NandP: What kind of new shoes?
Baptizer: Well if do your idea...maybe something in the 6 inch pump. Not really sure.
NandP: Higher the better. If you get 6 inch heels then your would probably get the job.
Baptizer: This is all pointless. All we do is pick up the paper and find a job
NandP: One job too. It could be a shitload of jobs that we would have to look through.
Baptizer: It really sucks we need jobs.
NandP: Id rather sit around and make flower pots with people's bones then work for a living, but to live you must work.
 
Baptizer: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
NandP: EIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIIEIE
Baptizer: OMG THAT IS TOO F'IN FUNNY. HOLY SHIT
Baptizer: SOMEBODY SHOOT ME! HAHAHAHA
NandP: GET OUTTA THE WAY GOD DAMNIT!
Baptizer: Screw you, this is my show.
   
Baptizer: Damn commercial. I hate commercials
NandP: Sooo, you gonna get those 6 inch heels?
Baptizer: I dont know.
NandP: Can we buy matching sets?
Baptizer: Why would we do that? Please tell me.
NandP: Well...just for special occasions. A walk on the town. Or whatever.
Baptizer: You want to walk around town with ME in 6 inch heels. Are you friggin gay?
NandP: Noooo waaayyy am I gay. I thought you wanted to do somthing like that though.

Baptizer: What gave you the slightest idea I wanted to walk around the downtown area with you like that?
NandP: lets drop it. This conversation has gone on a whole different level.
   
Baptizer: DAMN, another plane is lost in the bermuda triangle. That makes 2 now.
Reporter: ....second plane flying, over the triangle where the mysterious underwater isle is surfacing, has vanished without a trace. investigaters at the place of the mysterious vanishing has come up with little clues.
Baptizer: Poof, just like that. Amazing.
NandP: Its that island. Its swallowing planes I tell you.
Baptizer: How can an island swallow planes. Whats the motive behind it anyway. Nothing.
Reporter: ....carrying elementary children to ivory coast for experimental use on a new cure for the ebola-z type virus spreading around the globe.....
Baptizer: Children?
NandP: Whats an island want with children?
   
Baptizer: i dont know but I bet tomorrow the boats from the children zoo going to europe wll be next. If something isnt done soon these other children could be the next victim in the triangle.
NandP: If we call and tell them what we think they will think we are crazy. Lets just pretend we didnt see the news.
Baptizer: If they dont stop all traffic going through the bermuda triangle they complete morons.
NandP: You would think they would stop the traffic going through that area, but alot of merchent ships go through there and I really dont think they will stop those.
Baptizer: So true. Cant have the bermuda triangle stopping the economic flow of the world.
NandP: So true. What would the sexillionares do.
   
Baptizer: Boats are always dissapearing there. Even way back in the chirstopher columbus days.
NandP: Maybe this island has something to do with aliens.
Baptizer: Could be. What would aliens want with children.
NandP: I dont know. God this couch kicks ass.
Baptizer: Its got holes in it. What the hell are you talkin about. Its shitty as hell. If we had money I would redecorate this entire place.
NandP: yea. Soon. Once we find good jobs.
 
Baptizer: Maybe CNN has something on about passage through the bermuda triangle.
NandP: Try foxnews.
Baptizer: CNN is way better then foxnews
NandP: CNN is for elderly folks. Foxnews is for the new hip generation. They have better computer animation effects.
Baptizer: So your saying you would rather watch a news channel with better graphics then a channel with better quality news.
NandP: Yea.
   
Baptizer: We need a computer. We can do soooo much with this piece of hardware at our finger tips.
NandP: Yea, I totally agre with you, but dont we need new furniture and stuff before making such a big purchase.
Baptizer: Think about it dickhead. If we get a PC we can get furniture cheap off the net.
NandP: Sounds like a good idea.
Baptizer: We will need a internet provider. I think cox cable is in this area. We might be able to get hooked up with them.
NandP: Cox cable sucks! There ping is always shit ass. Just hearing the word cox make me cringe. AND it makes me loose my 247 hard on. sonova bitch. Thanks bap for ruining my damn day with this bullshit idea about cox cable.
   
Baptizer: How can you hate them. We have never used them before.
NandP: I have no idea. But when you said the words cox cable a rush of memories flooded my membrain of hate and dissapointment. DAMNIT!
Baptizer: What?
NandP: My mind is failing. I need i need i need.
Baptizer: WTF? are you ok?
NandP: My mind is failing. I need i need i need.
Baptizer: WTF? are you ok?
NandP: My mind is failing. I need i need i need.

Baptizer: We need disks if we get a computer.
NandP: No problem.
   
NandP: Baptizer is scary me. His face is beginning to look more evil as the days go by. Maybe it was wise of me to throw that big ass purple sword int he river. I just hope it doesnt pop up one of these day down the road. He may change totally if the sword is in his possession. We really need to change the look of this place. Telling bap about how good the place looks may make him think of spending a few dollars to change the place for the better. If all goes well this will be a great deal of something for nothing if the rain falls just right on the dogs of hell and fallen cats no fallin rhinos of some hell bent not hell bent cataclismic frankenfuck freak show of a circus of....what the hell am i think. I just lost my mind again on this ramble of random though.
 
Narrator: As Baptizer and NandP sleep their pretty little dreams of nothing but confusion, their ride arrives to the house to pick there lazzy asses up for work. The driver finally realizes that his passengers have no intention of going to work and would rather sleep there wallets away in bed
Baptizer: Did you hear something?
NandP: Sounded like a horn.
Baptizer: What time is it?
NandP: We dont own a clock cheese ass.
Baptizer: Oh yea...put that on the list.
NandP: Yea yea, You hear that?
   
Strange dog: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooo. What are these two doing in my house. If they even think about staying here they are crazy. Now I must come up with a plan to get these two outta the neighborhood. OOOWWWFFFF

OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   
Strange dog: Yummm yummmm yummmmm Even the flies on this plate taste like heaven to my hungry tongue attached to my dog like head. If I ever get my real body back from that evil scientist.........he will rue the day he messed with Prince of Spain.
 
Strange dog: Who approaches the castle of the La'Bruce, Prince of spain. Begone mortal.
Deranged Cat: How bout sharing some of that food prince.
Strange dog: Begone you filthy cat from the trash. I will call the guards on thee.
Deranged Cat: Do you have a personality problem?

   
Baptizer: Get the phone NandP!
NandP: Ok
Boss: Listen asshole. If you dont come to work tomorrow im going to personally come to your house and burn your house down. The big boss isnt happy with you two.
NandP: We are not coming tomorrow. We found new jobs with better pay.
Boss: Is that so. Well dont think there will be a place here waiting for you when you decide to come back.
NandP: No problem. Cya.
Baptizer: Who was it?
NandP: Our boss.
Baptizer: What you tell him?
NandP: I told him we quit.
Baptizer: Oh. We better get lookin for a new job then.