EEL 3.22mb 12.31.02 by NandP
Watch the eel but cannot repeal. It trance like stare will engulf your inner thoughts. You will hear a voice like non you have ever heard. A peaceful voice Do not take your eyes off the eel on the bank of life. Do not touch the eel. Do not kiss the eel no matter what it tells you. No matter what it promises you. It will lie and eat at your inner soul for food. The legs of the tank are crooked and the tank is smeared in blood. But you do not see it. Turn away or dive in. The eyes of the eel are upon you. I invert the knife to gut the snake, gut the eel. It offers salty safety under the moon reflected ocean. The sun will rise.

Washington DC Revolver 1.82mb 11.25.02 by NandP
Revolve yourself around the center of the Universe, I mean United States. Reports of loch ness monster have been reported from this scene. Small duck carcases litter around the edges of the water giving themselves to hobos that was the streets and sleep on heat vents.

Caution: When viewing turbo. Please do not stare to strongly at the rotation effect going around you. Do not look back. Sleep is taking me. Don't fall in the water. Take a walk and a cold shower.

Channel Number 2 2.83mb 11.12.02 by NandP
behind the closed door of some super ass factory of nothing real comes the spoken words of something that appears real. Take a glance from atop the hill at the future project of 2dP. 2dP is taking on the news with its own style of complete dumbness. ha. Drop off the gloves at your grandmothers cause this time the truth from those who think they know the truth will spew forth the false ideas of the one and only. The duck. Yes the one and truly the duck of ducks has lost it's mind along the train track of time. Its loose and going fuckin insane. Insane the foot prints lead to the open jaws of some frog.

Welcome To My Machine 3.59mb 10.20.02 by NandP
Look close viewers. This is one thing you dont want to pass up. If you pass it up you may fall down a man hole dug up by a man that buried himself in it. Frightning, no? Yes! Bring a ladder or a shovel and go nuts in the cave of time cause once your in there you wont want to come back out. Moon, star, and splash of fire. See the ring from afar the desire. Its a trip through something you can't really define. Well, I know what it is, but if I told you then it would break the whole mystery of the entire thing now wouldn't it. Think of it as little cat hanging with a dog near the street light on Wednesday. Yes.

Doorrood 244kb 10.12.02 by NandP
Are you sure you want to open that door? What is behind that door? It's itching your spine. Scrapping. The future? How can you find out what is behind that door? Its obvious you have to open it, right? So logic would tell you you have to open the door to find out what is behind the door to find out your future. What if the future is dark and you have no idea what the hell is behind it. Do you take that chance? Sure why not. Your going to die anyway. So why not take the door and find out what is behind it. Cause penguins don't test the water when they jump in. They just know its cold. They say fuck it all to.

The Pleh Effect 220mb 09.20.02 by NandP
In this flovie you will take part in the days life of a horse. You will watch him eat some things around the farm and drink from those long wooden water bathtubs. Watch as he tries to communicate with the other animals of the farm, only to be refused invitation to the grand plan of things. Denied due to some deformity of the lower liver. The only one who even remotely gives attention and feeds him carrots is Mrs. Motti. A loving person who tends his hair and chanheehges his iron horse shoes. Oh the madness in those big dark eyes of a horse. You can almost see the 4 horsemen in that black crystal ball of eye.

The Lost Tape 495kb 09.14.02 by NandP
Listen as two females battle with words in a trickery of vocalic diabolic dialect. If the tape sounds to quiet you may want to turn up your speakers or headphones. If that isn't the problem then this might be the best answer I can give you. This was taped three years ago on a mini-tape player. Transferring it to the PC was done by speaker to mic. This piece is not what your looking for. Its a piece of shit. Trust me. I thought I would put it up here just in case some one likes to listen to females bicker about dumbass shit. I can't wait for robot females to be invented. Can anyone say Cherry:2000. Its a movie.

Satan Isa Bunny 2.87mb 09.14.02 by NandP
I see devils, I see ghosts, I see peoples undershorts. Watch as the walls of reality fall away with just a blink of an eye. See the lies come down like falling rain from the deep edges of space. I heard once rain came from blackholes. Not those blackholes. The blackholes in deep space.

Feel the soft seductive touch of Satan himself as he finally gets sick of sitting in hell and decides its time to take the world by force. Actually its deeper then that, but I'm not saying a word of worlds.

Year One Celebration of Captivity 6.99mb 09.08.02 by NandP
Watch as the light house keeper finally leaves his perch and rejoins the rest of the people on the ground in this one year celebration of captivity in some far off distant super confusing point blank dot of a world. Watch Closely. One year, ear, listen. Has it been that long people. Some have vanished and many have stayed. This celebration flovie wouldn't even exist without the forum horss and the viewers of 2 dark Park Interactive Inc. keeping 2dP alive and kicking. Ain't it dead yet? Maybe in 2010 2dP will see troubled waters or the world could explode in a huge fire inferno. That's one way of stopping 2dP.

Some of IT Called Epic ???mb 08.21.02 by NandP
Dive deep into the mind of a penguin who wishes to do battle with whales under the thick cold ice of the north pole. This little penguin follows the word of his beloved higher thought. A function pattern that repeats over and over to recycle the process of survival. Hold witness to the undeniable truth behind some of today's most thought after feelings of emotion.

Please note: To access the various links you must travel through the link named love before doing anything else.

The Nature of the Beast 555kb 08.10.02 by NandP
Travel to some unknown destination insearch of the truth about reproductive habits of some ancient species long dead. Feel the heat from the fast pacing, furious pounding of one of histories most lovable reptiles. When the parrot whisper "im gonna kill you" do you take him seriously and give him a cracker? I would keep him in a cage when im sleeping if a parrot told me that. Wouldn't to fun waking up in a scream of twisted torment while your pet parrot is gouging out your eye with his beak singing "Jesus loves me". Even if you threw him off your face it would be to late. The damage done. Your eye missing.

The Beam of Light is Gone 687kb 08.08.02 by NandP
2dP holds great mystery for new visitors who arrive to the island. The islands culture is a mix diversity of lower class and upper class citizens who help one another in the daily routines of everyday life. From the west side to the east side trade is a vital life line to the prosperity of survival.

Money has no meaning here. Trading of good from one individual to another sets the stage. The speaking cave of time is the one hot spot for most of the populace. Everyday is paradise on 2dP Island.

REG IS BACK 1.46mb 06.22.02 by NandP
After months and months of waiting for the reg server to finally rise up from its slumber a celebration was held in the town square. All the townsfolk quit their jobs and threw away their silly little toothbrushes. When the dentist tells you to floss daily its for good reason. You really don't want tarter to build up. While your at the dentist watch him/her eyes. They can tell you alot. In this flash we enter the parallel world of counter strike reg server where everything is there like a million points of darkness shining in your ear from a far off section of some microscopic universe. Wonder who is watching us.

Making The First Episode 1.02mb 06.17.02 by NandP
Take a sneak peak in the making of the first transformers episode as the actors struggle to finally finish the show. The trails and tribulations of how actors really don't get along with one another. This flash is a dedication to the classic transformers in all their transforming glory. There was nothing better waking up Christmas morning to find megatron under the tree. Plus all those stickers to put on their metal bodies. 2dP reveals the truth behind the scenes way before the trees can ever see the sun. The atoms in windows are slowly moving downward. In one hundred years your window will blur.

The V - 3 2.94mb 06.02.02 by NandP
Prepare for a rip roarin run through the universe on the V3. This one is not only entertaining, but educational as we trek from planet to planet in search of life beyond the stars. The V3 was only designed to trick aliens to come to earth so we the human race can assimilate their technology. Humans beings have yet to find the perfect answer for cheap space travel. So what's the answer? Let the technology come to us. If we can let the aliens know we are peace loving organisms they will definitely come. History repeats. Think of the Indians and pilgrims. The aliens will come to dinner we sell them pocket lint for space travel so we can take their planet. So easy.

K Ok Ok Gotit Gotit Gotit Lost It 1.58mb 05.16.02 by NandP
After finishing the 2dP share holder meeting a waste of wavs and other misc. materials were laying around. Instead of of just tossing all this wasted wood into the trash a structure was built. The foundation is very weak, but it should stand the test of time far beyond the likes of anything seen at the zoo. Depending on variations of what is what and how thick metal tanks are. Its really only a matter of time before something comes up. The thickness of ones metal can be penetrated if the right onditions are met with the proper tools. Repeat. Could be awhile here at the camp site. We best build a fire to cook on.

2dP Share Holder Meeting 3.08mb 05.12.02 by NandP
View the recording of the 2dP shareholder meetings at the secret headquarters of 2dP. A secret so big that the government doesn't even know about. Is it under snow? or perhaps in your local fire department. They might be there. Its really hard to tell where some groups may hide their little meetings of topics that are really not excepted by the mass majority of those living on the earth. At the moment, this very moment there is someone reading the newspaper and thinking really hard that what they are actually viewing is proven. It is proven, but its shared from some ones own eyes. Distorted.

Tribute to 2dP Forum Horss 3.05mb 04.22.02 by NandP
Visiting the forums can be a daunting task like some cosmic puzzle. A experiment gone mad and its residences run rampant in the streets screaming, "I love Jesus!" and "I hate god!"

This clash of culture spam thought worries some at the higher ranks of 2dP who observe. They know whatever happens in those dark corners of 2dP will evolve into something imaginative and unholy. So this tribute is a celebration to those who are not afraid to express their minds. Risking charges from the church of heresy is such a lovely thing. If we are lucky we will all burn at the stake. Some day.

The Tribute to Tala 1.98mb 04.20.02 by NandP
Observe how two lives twist and turn through a love long romance of money, sex, drugs, and rock n roll. Tala who is the star of this romance movie falls for the dashy NandP, who gives her the world.

A world which consumes all desire and fills the heart with consumer products to fill a void so empty, only dark matter from the far reaches of the galaxy could ever fill. Oh how the spider clicks its claws and turns the hands of the clock revealing gears and levers behind the entire design of some almighty play of life of love, of sacrifice.

Transdimentional YETI 1.49mb 03.15.02 by NandP
Take caution on this particular piece. After its finished you will most likely stare at the screen in complete confusion. Ripe fresh daily.
A nice little techno beat accompanies this giving it a fast pace thriller feel as it downward spirals into the abyss of nothingness. Someone should tell the next door neighbor his dog barks way too loud.

Some viewers will notice the Robotech theme near the end. If your asking yourself what it has to do with the rest of the piece. Don't ask, it'll only get you in trouble. Just try and figure it out. I've never seen this house or know where it actually is. Do not e-mail me asking.

Lets Get the Hell Outta Here 983kb 01.14.02 by NandP
Watch out MTV here comes the Big Bomb Boys at your door. These boys bring us the first track to the up coming Night Shift series. The music video also reveals behind the curtain footage of today's youth as they live a lifestyle of sex, drugs, and techno beats. If you enjoy generic repetitious techno beats from the beast of trance hell this music video will get your body movin. So put on your spandex and begin the funk groove. If you follow along with the dancers you may be on your way to total damnation. When in Rome, do like the Romans. Kill for Jesus!